Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Chasing Pandora (and partners)

From the multi-award winning ace journalists at http://www.di-ve.com/:

Chasing Pandora - Two
(with a fitting commentary by our writers at ħażin.info, in subtle red)

After a year of change, infused with intense creativity (we are assuming the bulk of this creativity was dedicated to the writing of this article) Chasing Pandora are back!

Melissa (Portelli) more beautiful than ever, radiant, exuding the happiness that her daughter Asia Rain (that makes her Asia Rain Portelli) brings her, able to juggle her role as devoted mother and singer song-writer with total ease, and Keith, well just Keith a sensitive, musical genius (other musicians generally referred to as 'genius': Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, Beethoven), who has played no less than 7 different instruments (we have substantial reason to believe one of these instruments is Keith's ukulele ...) on these new tracks, again being joined by Eric Wadge on bass and Ismael Azzopardi on keyboards.

On first listen to their new EP ‘Two’ you would be forgiven for double checking the artist, they have developed and grown musically so much!

Melissa’s voice is like an angel, crystal clear, her lyrics so uplifting and filled with light, you can literally hear her stepping from the darkness of the world that prompted her to write such poignant songs as ‘Bleed’ and ‘Feel the Rain’ into the happiness she has now found which pulses through ‘No-one Else’ one of the songs on their new EP ‘Two’. (We were dumbstruck by this sentence. We think the author means Melissa has a pretty good voice and that she concluded "feel good" songs sell more throughout the summer season. But we're not completely sure.)

‘Memories’ sees Keith joining Melissa vocally with this beautiful duet, and again you might be surprised at the quality and depth of Keith’s voice in this tale of misunderstandings in love and a chance to make it happen … (make what happen? misunderstandings in love? because we believe that might actually make quite a good subject for a song ...) Their two voices melting together in harmony.

‘Only Yesterday’ - Global warming, racism, a lack of tolerance and kindness towards each other. “Yesterday we wanted to change the world, but what are we doing today?” What will have become of our world tomorrow.

The last song, ‘Me and You’ is the ultimate summer song. Mel with her partner and Keith with his ukulele (you are in our prayers Keith: musical geniuses all deserve partners slightly more flattering than ukuleles), sitting by the water’s edge strumming, kids laughing, sand between your toes, an ice cold drink in your hand. Do you get the picture? You will be humming this song in your sleep, in the shower, in the car, in the ... (where? where?! All this suspense is killing us. No it isn't. But the pretentiousness of this article has its hand at our throat.)

So you thought you knew what Chasing Pandora were about, well perhaps you’ll have to start all over again !

So let’s start over... (A great ending to a great piece of writing. Thank you, di-ve.)

Chasing Pandora

Melissa Portelli. Keith & Ukulele exchanging loving glances in the background.

4 comments:

dwardu said...

Asia Rain Portelli.

Klinsmann Coleiro.

U ma nafx jekk hi’x xi leġġenda urbana… imma għandi kun hawn xi Jean-Claude-Van-Damme… Borg!

Ħeħeħe.

Tgħid il-Ġermanja jeżisti xi eż. “Eddie-Fenech-Adami Müller”?

Ħeħeħe :)

mel P said...

I appreciate you taking your time to make life oh so much FUNNIER.

but just for the info - DWARDU ???? yeh whatever your name is - it's ASIA RAIN CAMILLERI ( whoops i'm an unwed mother!)

- Mel

dwardu said...

Dear mel _,

Just for the info, my name is not “DWARDU ???? yeh whatever your name is”, but it’s Dwardu.

I’m sorry for the “Portelli” — you’d better tell RubberJolly… I got it from the post above…

So do I appreciate, that you took the time to reply to my comment, and that you appreciate the humour :)

Anonymous said...

I'm slightly drunk but still damn have the mental capacity to deduce the fact that this is a puff piece based on a corporate press release.

Hazin.