What we have here is the first episode of the series Il-Barbuljati ta' Ċensu. This masterpiece is the work of Production Passion Entertainment. We are not making this up, they are actually called Production Passion Entertainment.
Now keep in mind that the first episode of a series is often regarded as the most important of the lot by the makers and producers of the show. The first one is usually the "make-or-break" episode in so far as audience following for the whole series is concerned. If people get hooked on to the story by the first episode, then you've probably gained an audience for the whole season (Lost spent a whopping one million dollars on just the first episode). So, what are Production Passion Entertainment offering us here?
We start off with the opening credits - long shots of what look like random passersby (which, as we later find out to our great misfortune, are the main protagonists of the story) walking down desolate streets. This is all accompanied by a horrible, cheap, MIDI version of Queen's Seaside Rendezvous. If you do make it past the opening credits, you'll be subjected to what is probably the most uneventful and unfunny seven minutes in the history of comedy, starring an Addams family of sorts comprised of an obese kid, a loud and obnoxious mother, and a fat caveman who dresses up like a three-year old child. Yes, it is as horrible as it sounds. This is truly painful to watch.
We challenge anyone to find one second of comedy in this piece of crap.
P.S. We have yet to see uglier bedrooms than the ones witnessed above.
Saturday, 24 May 2008
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“We challenge anyone to find one second of comedy in this piece of crap.” — ?
Ħeħħeħeħe! Ma waqaftx nidħaq mill-bidu sal-aħħar! Dan fejn sibtu timpana‽
Id-diska wisq tajba :)
Tidħaq, iwa, bil-ħazen totali imma. L-isbaħ mument hu meta jinżel it-tifel u jgħannaq lil missieru (liebes beritta u b'satchel wara darhu) qabel joħrog għax-xogħol b'emozzjoni kbira.
Il-clip oriġinali qiegħed hawn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGByTD8YP04&hl=en
Jien il-film, bħala film, daħħaqni. Għandek raġun, dħaqt daqs kemm hu ħażin… imma m’għandux x’jaqsam: dħaqt.
Naħseb li hu veru tal-inkwiet huwa l-ammont kbir ta’ koppji Maltin illi tassew jorqdu f’kamra tas-sodda bħal dik!
Ħeħħeħe.
U l-qabża tal-missier @ 3′32″ x’ħin jisma’ l-kelma “ġurdien”. Ħaħa :)
Meta it-tifel tar it-tarag biex jghannaq lil missieru hsibt li qed nara Melita sports xi program tar "Wrestling".
Il-Qabza meta sema il-kelma gurdien nahseb li refawh jew dendluh biex inqata ftit mill art ghall hekk hemm saqajh biss.
considering the subject matter of this blog, it is updated far too rarely. there is enough crap to fill this blog ten times over. come on! GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND TELL US MORE!
TO THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG...
YOU ARE A LOAD OF CRAP...
WHY DON'T YOU SAY WHO YOU REALLY ARE..AND GO PUBLIC???
I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE..AND I DARE YOU...GO PUBLIC AND SHOW US WHO YOU ARE....'MAMMA MIA' ...YOU ARE SUCH A COWARD AND A BIG LOSER.
THAT IS WHY YOU GET SO PISSED OFF WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY WHO IS REALLY DOIN IT!
LOSER!!! WE PITY YOU....
Eqq… hawn min jimsu “Dwardu”, hawn min jismu “Timpana”, u hawn min jismu “Anonymous”… X’inhi l-problema?
P.S. U hawn min jismu “Klinsmann” ukoll… imma dik storja oħra… :)
Anonymous,
I don’t think anybody on this blog (apart from you) is “pissed off” about anything.
Had you been “really doin it” (whatever “it” is), you wouldn’t be wasting your time with a bunch of anonymous cowards and losers who write a blog.
You website is appalling....hanini
You think you are really intelligent by creating a website that in Maltese I can simply call it..
'tar-remettar'...
yes people who are like you will follow you....of course...coz people who STINK like you DO..and even in the literal sense...coz you do stink...will like your company...
"yes people who are like you will follow you....of course...coz people who STINK like you DO..and even in the literal sense...coz you do stink...will like your company..."
GENIUS !!!
IKTAR IKTAR
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